Some individuals may say that fall is nice. Some may say that fall is even higher than summer time. Some individuals may say the crisp climate is ideal and summer time is just too sizzling.
These persons are incorrect.
“Why do you hate fall? It’s so fairly with all of the leaves falling, going to the pumpkin patch. It’s cuffing season and the climate is ideal,” fall lovers say.
Let’s dissect this. Leaves are falling and altering colours: So that they’re dying. Why is that fairly? Oh, I get it: you assume dying is cool, good. The one benefit of issues dying within the fall is all that bugs die.
Apart from that, all of the leaves are a trouble and I’ve to do one thing with them or my neighbors are going to hate me. It’s loads of work to scrub up and take care of leaves. I’ll say although, not having to mow — that’s good.
Summer time is healthier than fall as a result of issues are alive. Birds are tweeting, squirrels are chasing one another being loopy like squirrels do and persons are out and about exploring nature and this stunning world. Folks don’t go on fall holidays, individuals go on summer time holidays. It’s not “fall lovin’.” It’s “summer time lovin,’ child.”
Fall is “cuffing season,” a season the place individuals begin moving into relationships to partake in cute fall actions collectively. You must take into consideration why you’re doing this, do I need to go to the pumpkin patch as a result of I need to go? Or do I need to go as a result of society advised me to go and take goofy footage for Instagram?
As an anticapitalist myself, I don’t participate in capitalist traditions reminiscent of pumpkin spice latte — an overpriced seasonal drink.
You say a haunted home — I say giving myself nightmares for months. One benefit of spooky season is that I get to place a little bit witch hat on the crocheted cat my mother gave me.
Flannels, hoodies, cute pants and converse. What do all this stuff have in widespread? I put on them after I’m chilly. I don’t like being chilly. If it’s not 80 levels out I’m chilly. You put on garments since you assume it’s cute, I put on them as a result of I’m chilly. We aren’t the identical.
In abstract, summer time is nice as a result of it’s not fall.
